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The Kidnapping of Father Time December 23, 2008

Posted by hopeauthority in Autism, autism diet, Children, humor, school, special needs.
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Don’t you just love the way all the classic horror movies have the dumb teenager walking toward the killer instead of running away screaming?  And the way nothing good ever comes out of a dark alley? There’s always a murder or a mugging going on in the alley. You can count on it.

With autism, you can’t count on a lot. Much of life is unpredictable. Often chaotic. But there is one thing you can count on around the holidays…

There is no freakin time.

Seriously, its like someone mugged Father Time in the back alley. Which just adds even more stress to the generally high level of stress that the holidays bring (See 12 days of  Christmas post for refresher).

While my keyboard has been gathering dust (along with the rest of the house), I’ve been desperately trying to do all the crazy last minute holiday prep that normal people do…and they have the nerve to complain about how hard it is for them (don’t ya love that?) 

But then I have to add stuff like creating a new treat for ‘C’ for his party at school tomorrow so he won’t feel sad and frustrated over his special diet. Why else would I be up typing this post as the experimental gingerbread man cookies are filling the house with great smells at friggin 3 am?!

Oh, I meant to get to this earlier tonight, but I was busy wrapping and tagging the 402 gifts for my kids’ teachers, aides, busdrivers, etc. And I have to be at a closing tomorrow this morning in about 6 hours. Not to mention that daughter has dismissal at noon and I have to swing by to get her on the way to ‘C’s party at school at 1:00.

By 3:30 tomorrow today, the endless vacation will have begun. Two weeks without services. What is that? Like 3 years in real time?

Time.

Right now, there’s not enough of it to get ready for the holiday. Like somebody mugged Father Time. And we need to get him back right away.

Time.

There’s too much of it when school’s out and there’s no vacation planned. 

Note to his kidnapper: Please return Father Time ASAP. He is seriously overdue for a butt kickin’ for messin’ with my life.

So…what’s the one thing you know you won’t get to on your “to-do” list this year because you ran out of time?

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