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Autism and School Picture Day May 19, 2009

Posted by hopeauthority in Autism, Children, Parenting, school, special needs.
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Is there anyone…anyone…out there in Autismland who has gotten a good school picture of their kid? Ok, I’ll settle for a decent one. Anyone?

Hmmm. Let me make this easier…

Anyone got one with both shoes still on?

Actually seated… without a tantrum in progress?

How about actually looking at the camera? Okay, that wasn’t fair to even ask.  Anyone have one looking even remotely in the direction of the camera? I’m talking anything at an angle less than a profile.

Anyone with a hairdo that doesn’t scream “BEDHEAD”?

Anyone whose boy isn’t clutching a Barbie in each fist?

Anyone whose kid didn’t spill something on the shirt?

Anyone whose kid kept the shirt on despite the annoying tag in the neck?

As you may have guessed, today is school picture day…again. We are lucky enough to have one in the fall and another in the spring. That’s two wasted checks for $35.00 each in a vain attempt to get a normal looking photo like the rest of the world. And to shut up the mother-in-law.

Where in God’s name do these so-called photographers come from? The freakin’ Department of Motor Vehicles! You know the type…they say “On three. One. Two.” Snap. WTF!!!

Speaking of which, there should be a license required to take our kids’ pictures. 

Until then, here’s a list of helpful hints to get you through the annual ritual:

  • Order the least expensive package since you will probably either send it back or only keep copies for yourself. In the unlikely event you get a winner and do want to distribute it to the entire world, you’ll be happy to pay a bit more for the reprints.
  • Don’t count on him wearing the new shirt. Hope. Attempt it. But don’t count on it. You don’t want to start the day on a stressful note by fighting over the outfit.  Pick a comfortable favorite that you …and he…can live with.
  • Write a note to the photographer in bold print where he can’t miss it (and also tell the teacher to tell him)  that your child has autism and to please have patience and make the extra effort to get him to look at the camera…and ask him to take several shots so that one may actually be decent. I tell him I have tons of relatives and am just waiting for a good shot so I can order more pictures.
  • Send a back-up shirt to school incase the first choice gets ruined before the photos.
  • If you have an old school photo, show it to him before  he leaves and tell him its picture day at school today and you want him to sit nice and smile…and then offer him a positive reinforcer for when he gets home.
  • Send a brush to school and ask the teacher to use it if his hair gets messy. But if your kid hates having his hair brushed, reconsider this tip and just hope for the best.
  • Ask the teacher in advance to schedule the photos for the best time of day for the majority of the class…usually earlier in the day.

So, there you have them. My golden nuggets of school picture day advice for the autistic. Oh, and there’s one more thing:

  • Don’t sweat it if they come back embarrasingly lame…as they usually do. Just send your mother-in-law (and everyone else) an enlargement of one of the many great shots that you’ve taken of your kid.

You know the ones I’m talking about…the ones that only a mother can take.

The ones that capture the true essence and spirit of your child. As if you had a license or something…

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1. cms8741 - May 20, 2009

My son isn’t old enough for school picture day, but reading this made me think of him at his camp picture last year. The whole group was looking at the camera and he was staring off somewhere else, with no expression on his face, rattling the two trains he HAS to have in his hands at all times. I’m glad I’m not the only one!!

2. Agnes - January 1, 2013

Hi there, I log on to your new stuff daily. Your humoristic style is awesome, keep it up!


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